Floppy dick #poem

I write about things that may be uncomfortable

if it’s happen to me, then it should happen to all of you;

I once dated a guy who thought it was funny

To burp in my face , but it was quite disgusting

Then I dated a guy who would brush his teeth

So much to try and get me to go to his face ,

There is no in between and no reasoning

And a toothpaste flavoured burp isn’t really that cunning …

Then this one time some guy sent me a picture of his floppy dick

I almost ran to the sink to be sick

One time a guy sent me his hard dick

There is no in between and I can’t find it funny

A floppy bendy dick is not even that cunning.

I once dated a guy who thought it be cool

To smash up the furniture in the living room

Then another who couldn’t be bothered to even build or put up a shelf, I’m really not thrilled,

By these guys who can seem to do either or,

How hard is it to really meet and date someone normal?

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