Shower song

OK so I thought of this yesterday morning whilst having a shower. I was reading the bottles and I wanted to play with the words that manufactures use to sell their products. This is just a silly poem. Shower song Like shampoo I will leave you succulent and full of sense Fresh and revived Free … Continue reading Shower song


Steve (sorry if anyone's called Steve) Steve your like a pattern on the wall that I don't really like but can't be bothered to change Steve your the prime example of a soft centered cream egg hard on the outside but melt between the teeth Steve you angered me greatly used my generosity abused my … Continue reading Steve


absent father aka delayed defense you have no right to criticise, until you've pulled a mouth off your breasts and cried, one tooth away from bloody milk, breastfeeding our son until almost 2. you have no right to prise, no right to take the mick and call me names, no right to question my ab … Continue reading absent